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• Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places?
  I didn't have to look for my husband. He was delivered to my front door by a mutual friend, who planned to introduce him to my old...
• Were The Good Old Days Better?
  When people refer to the good, old days, I don't know if those days were better or just different. I know the cipher zero was diff...
• Is A House Modeled Before It's Remodeled?
  Remodeling, unfortunately, doesn't mean Christie Brinkley and Cindy Crawford are going to start modeling again. What it means is s...
• Is It A Rule?
  "Don't put that in your mouth". "Don't touch". Our lives begin with rules and the amount of rules grows as we grow. As soon as I c...
• Humor and YouTube
  In the days of old, men, women and children sat around a fire or under a tree listening to an elder of the village tell them stori...
• Have You Wanted To Be Free As The Wind?
  There's that time of year - which can be any time of year - I want to drop everything, have someone take over my responsibilities ...
• Are You An Optimist?
  How do I know I'm an optimist? I know because I meet the three, most obvious requirements. I got out of bed this morning, I'm marr...
• Expecting The Unexpected?
  The best thing about unexpected guests - yes, there is a best thing - is that you have no expectations. Until a few years ago I th...
• To Join Or Not To Join?
  Joiner? I didn't think I was a joiner. I wasn't a Brownie and I left the Girl Scouts before I had to earn a camping badge. I don't...
• Ever Envy Rip Van Winkle?
  I used to think naps were a luxury - one I could afford, but wouldn't make me fat. Latinos take siestas and Japanese have inemuri;...
• Are You Any Wiser?
  "Older, but wiser" doesn't apply to me. When my governor campaigned for his job, he said he was wealthy - he wouldn't need special...
• Are You A Good Sport?
  I'm determined to be a good sport. I just can't decide at what sport I'd be good. Although my parents were golfers, I didn't inher...
• The Humble Inventor
  Some of the world's greatest innovators are people you've never heard of. Everyone knows about Alexander Graham Bell (the telephon...
• Is There A Job You Wouldn't Do?
  "Jobs Americans Won't Do" has been in the news a lot lately; and I admit it - there are jobs I won't do. I won't be a high-rise wi...
• Does It Have Your Stamp Of Approval?
  Two cents here - three cents there - and up goes the cost of U.S. postage. Some of the increased revenue pays for change of addres...
• Ever Had One Of Those Daze?
  Last Thursday was one of those "daze" I should have stayed in bed. The day began with me, my family and my job in balance. By the ...
• I Didn't Know - Did You?
  Is it because I'm blond or don't I get out enough? The grocery store bagger put a "Thank You For Shopping Here" sticker on one of ...
• Want The Scoop?
  Sports is what summer means to men. To women it means what am I going to do with the kids all summer and what bathing suit will ma...
• Is Self-Therapy Theraputic?
  If you live in Southern California and you're not in therapy, you just haven't realized you have problems. I'm in therapy - self-t...
• How Green Is Your Thumb?
  Eve got kicked out of the Garden of Eden and I took that as a sign not to garden. My not having even a pale green thumb was a sign...
• Mental Dysfunctioning That Causes Wives to Perspire
  So, what are the points of discussion that one can discover? Laughter and how one can take marital relationships and undo them usi...
• What Couldn't You Do Without?
  Post-its - what would I do without post-its? The older I get, the more I need them. Although they come in a variety of shapes, siz...
• How Do You Say Equal In French?
  No, I didn't go river rafting or rock climbing or skeet shooting. My sense of accomplishment came from single-handedly getting a s...
• Are Sitters An Endangered Species?
  I am one of the lucky ones. I work at home. My commute is less than thirty seconds and I'm much less likely to spill Starbuck's co...
• Would You Rather Be In Philadelphia?
  W.C. Fields said, "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia". It's what he sarcastically suggested as his epitaph. I'd...
• Comedy & Laughter to Highlight Everyday Middle Eastern & Arab Problems !
  Comedy & Laughter to Highlight Everyday Middle Eastern & Arab Problems More than just entertaining the average visitor, KarKarToon...
• Have You Found A Penny Recently?
  If finding a penny is lucky, I must be luckier. I found a quarter and was lucky all day - especially when I didn't hurt my back be...
• Is Camp A Four-Letter Word?
  To me camp is a four-letter word. To my husband and older son it's a secluded site nestled into scenic mountains. It's invigoratin...
• An Eye for an Apprentice
  First impressions count and it's a well known fact that we judge people within the first seven seconds of meeting them. Whether we...
• Does Every Litter Bit Hurt?
  PAT is my personal system for handling litter. No, not the stuff that's thoughtlessly strewn along streets and highways and is dro...
• How Old Is Your Car In People Years?
  I'm not in the fast lane. What's in and what's on the road pass me by. My car is thirty-eight years old. In people years that's fi...
• Useless Bits of Body
  Chinese food - my favourite. I'm particularly partial to spare ribs, although I have often wondered why certain animals have bits ...
• What Kind Of Car Are You?
  I live in the land of flashy cars. In LA you are what you drive - even if you're driving yourself into debt. If you buy a Bentley,...
• Who'd Like Four Rats?
  Once, in the name of science, I let my younger son buy four rats. The rats were for a science project and he agreed to take them b...
• Who Put The Super In Supermarket?
  Someone super sized my supermarket. Because we moved, we changed supermarkets. Although it's less than four miles away, it's world...
• How Clean Is Clean?
  Housework is like raising kids - it's never done. Take dusting - please. Supposedly you're meant to dust after you vacuum because ...
• Why Are Men Different?
  Because I grew up in a house of females, I thought a man was a woman with a penis. When I left that house as a newlywed, I thought...
• How Do You Look To Others?
  My looks aren't mine. I could tell you I look like Jacquelyn Smith with blond hair or Diane Sawyer with short hair or Jamie Lee Cu...
• Who Put M And E In Computer?
  My COMPUTER is my friend. My computer IS my friend. My computer is my FRIEND. No matter how I said it, I couldn't convince myself....
• Is Progress Our Most Important Product?
  Okay. I admit it. I'm electronically challenged. I have trouble using an electric can opener, an electric pencil sharpener - even ...
• Have You Played Suburban Slot Machines?
  Ask people what they do when they go to Las Vegas and they'll say they play slot machines. I play slot machines too, but not only ...
• Is This Another Fish Story?
  Sushi is so popular in Southern California the local bar is likely a sushi bar. However, the farther sushi is from the ocean, the ...
• World Travel Without A Suitcase?
  I was flipping through the pages of a travel magazine when I self-diagnosed my symptoms of lethargy. I hungered for travel. My hus...
• Have You Been Nailed?
  Pink Gin, Pale Punk Pink, In the Pink - I think naming nail polishes would be a delightfully colorful job - until my boss thought ...
• Is It A Pursesonal Problem?
  "Don't put all your eggs in one basket". I grew up hearing that advice; but I'd never thought of my purse as a basket - until it w...
• Is Slang A Four-Letter Word?
  For my grandmother slang was a four-letter word. She didn't want slang in the dictionary because she thought it infected our langu...
• Are You And Your Mate Well Mated?
  I admit it. I was the victim of marriage tests in women's magazines. When my marriage failed the "Marital Aptitude Test", I was co...
• What If You Made a Web Page and Nobody Came To Visit
  What a problem. You spend all your spare time for months creating a web page. Staying up late into the night even when you have to...
• comic book values
  I trust that the following article will help you to better understand this topic. There are many another types of comic books that...
• Jokes: On Men and On Women
  Relations between the man and the woman have been frequently parodied and laughed at. And in this article, I will continue this tr...
• How Natural Is The Natural Look?
  There I was, walking through the department store when an attractive man in a white lab coat and brightly striped tie asked if I'd...
• Stones Quest Series for Young Adutls is Gainning Popularity
  Title: Stones Quest In Search of its Master - LaRene Ellis - $19.95.Title: Stones Quest The Battles Begin - LaRene Ellis - $17.95....
• Why
  Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answer...
• Are You Off-Track?
  Frankly, I never thought I'd have this particular train of thought; but to avoid a long drive home in rush-hour traffic, my husban...
• Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From 'Long-Guy-Land'
  I have lived on Long-guy-land all of my life (yes, 'on' -- a Long-guy-lander does not live 'in' the Island) and moved to South Car...
• What Does America Say To You?
  The flag, apple pie and baseball - what does America say to you? To me it also says freedom. It says pioneer spirit. It's our pion...
• Why Is There No Time Like The Present?
  The trouble with Type A personalities is they're always trying to be A+. I know. I am one. Our motto is "There's no time like the ...
• Is It The 21st Century Version Of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"?
  Where did all the people go? When I go up and down the supermarket aisles, I see pictures of Paul Newman and Wolfgang Puck on almo...
• Build It And They Will Come?
  If you ask architects what's up, they'll say the project they just finished. Architects turn dreams into realities, bridge past an...
• Don't You Think Trashers Should Be Trashed?
  Yesterday when I was driving along the freeway, a man in the car ahead of me threw a bag of fast-food trash out the passenger wind...
• Have You Heard White Whisper And Read Roar?
  Colors talk, but you have to listen very carefully. The most important thing Black says is you're not in the red. It also says tux...
• Have You Stopped To Watch The World Go By Recently?
  Some people stop to smell the roses. I stop to watch the world go by. When I see boys wearing over-sized clothing and girls dressi...
• Orange You Glad Orange Is Out?
  Where are all the Pet Rocks and the Beanie Babies and the Smurfs? The Hula Hoop got around and around in the fifties. In the sixti...
• How Many Ways Do You Recycle?
  Think recycling and you think aluminum, glass and paper. That's just the beginning. I recycle gifts - quality gifts that I think a...
• Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic?
  When I told my husband I was going to practice yoga, he mistakenly thought the improved flexibility of my body would make my opini...
• Are You A Procrastinator?
  Although I put off writing this, I'm not a procrastinator. I'm a prioritizer - unless thinking twice about something makes me a pr...
• Is It Plane, Plain Or Pain?
  As a child traveling by plane was exciting, but somewhere between then and now it turned into plain travel and plain travel turned...
• Do Manners Make The Man?
  The three, little words I heard most growing up were, "Mind your manners"; but manners change. Women no longer expect doors to be ...
• Are You Motivated To Be Motivated?
  Basically motivation is an inner drive to get something done, but it comes in all shapes and sizes. Obligation motivates us to get...
• What Would You Do If You Ran The World?
  No one has asked me yet; but if I ran the world, solving the problems of peace, health, and poverty would, of course, be first on ...
• Can You Burn Calories Exercising Your Judgment?
  From our previous house I could see a constant stream of bicyclers, joggers and skaters go by. Now I see the ocean. As beautiful a...
• Is It A Good Sign?
  Signs are everywhere - street signs, traffic signs, business signs. There are streets named after flowers, trees and states; and o...
• Wasn't Making Hard Copies Easier?
  According to Webster's Dictionary, compute - as in computer - means to make sense. Yeah, right. The only thing that makes sense to...
• Do Little, White Lies Keep You Out Of Heaven?
  You don't look fat, this tastes good, I love it - these are little, white lies. Supposedly we tell them to spare others' feelings....
• Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets
  Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one she...
• Have You Exercised The Option To Exercise?
  By the time I've worked up enthusiasm about going to the gym, I already feel overworked. Then I have to decide what to wear. Guys ...
• What's WYT Shopping?
  Too busy to gift shop during the year and too overwhelmed at Christmas? WYT shopping is for you! WYT stands for While You're There...
• Is There An Art To Judging Good Art?
  If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, is that where art is too? According to my husband, art doesn't have to be defined - just ...
• Does Chattering Idly Sound Like Gossip?
  If we're honest with ourselves, we'll admit we like to hear that someone's life is more out of control than ours. It explains the ...
• Have You Tried Creative Complaining?
  A minister in Colorado wanted to inspire his congregation to stop complaining. He gave each one a rubber, wrist band with the word...
• Do You Have The Flair To Be A "Woman Of A Certain Age"?
  "A woman of a certain age" is a European expression. She's not an older woman. She's a woman who has passed middle age with flair....
• Just A Few Miscellaneous Snippets
  On "California Freezing"   The temperature at which People in California Start Bitchin’ -- “I’m C...
• Have You Heard My New Word?
  How often have you used the word "unbelievable"? Unbelievable can be used to describe a football play, the price of something, a s...
• Would You Rather Have A Boyfriend Or A Dog?
  If you could only have one, which would it be - a boyfriend or a dog? When you think about it, they have several things in common....
• Another Blond Joke?
  I'm a blond by choice. Do I have more fun? I'm not sure, but I know I have more salon appointments. Some days I feel blonder than ...
• Is Health Food Really Healthy?
  Hell-th food is what my sons thought about my attempts to have them eat healthier. Of course, children think anything they don't l...
• Are You A Creature Of Habit?
  Do you wash your face before you brush your teeth, put cream in your coffee before sugar, read the entertainment section of the ne...
• Do You Take This Man?
  Elopement is a gift a couple gives themselves. My sister had a large wedding, but I'm not sure she enjoyed it. Just as she was rel...
• Where Does Time Go And How Can I Stop It?
  As a child I thought my grandmother was a bit strange because she complained about how fast time went. Fast? It was forever until ...
• Is Driving Yourself Crazy A Short Trip?
  New York, New York - if I can drive it there, I'll drive it anywhere - even LA. When I was given the finger by a New York cab driv...
• Women Are From Where?
  The other night, after throwing the kids outside and putting the animals to bed (we discovered our mistake the next morning), my w...
• New Words for 2007
  - SALAD DODGER : An excellent phrase for an overweight person.- SWAMP-DONKEY : A deeply unattractive person.- TESTICULATING : Wavi...
• A Conference Call Guide For The Jekylls And The Hydes
  You can't be an office worker and not know what a conference call is. After all, a conference call is as inevitable to office life...
• The Menace of Telemarketers
  When did we become a nation of sheep so willing to accept invasion of privacy as a natural part of life that we are forced to cowe...
• Possessed By Your Possessions?
  Home is where the heart is. As newlyweds, our hearts' first home was a two-room apartment furnished in contemporary Salvation Army...
• Are You What You Eat?
  Home-cooked meals - pork chops, pot roast and roast chicken - used to be the norm. Now they're the exception. A family that can co...
• Are They Driving You Crazy?
  I don't know why women got a reputation for being bad drivers - unless pushing supermarket carts counts as driving. I think I'm a ...
• Can You Weather The Storm?
  "I wish I could, but I don't have time". "Sorry, but I have too much to do". "Maybe I can fit it in next week". Monday turns into ...
• Can Exercise Be Exorcised?
  My conscience won't go on vacation. I can slather it with sunscreen and lay it in the sun, I can buy it maps and take it sightseei...
• Why Is Mother's Day Only Once A Year?
  Am I the only mother who wonders why Mother's Day is just once a year? The day a woman brings a child into the world she becomes a...
• Who Said Dogs Are Man's Best Friend?
  I was flipping down the yellow, brick road of my life as I flipped through the pages of a photo album. Were the boys ever that lit...
• Do You Remember Your School Daze?
  I still have nightmares about being unprepared for school tests. Would dream analysts interpret that as meaning I don't feel in co...
• Do You Give Yourself Credit?
  Once upon a time, not too long ago, my husband thought I had too many credit cards - especially for clothing shops and department ...
• When Is A Makeover Over?
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" When my mirror giggled, I made an appointment for a makeover at the "...
• What Do You Want In A President?
  No one man has all the qualities I want my president to have, but maybe I want too much. I want a man of the people - someone who ...
• Great Halloween Games
  Here is a great excuse for grown ups to play hide and seek, and could be used during Halloween if you are throwing a Goblins and G...
• History of the Recliner Chair
  While much of the written history of the recliner starts in the early Twentieth Century, the recliner chair dates back much furthe...
• 3 of History's Best Pranks
  Mischievousness and laughter is a part of all of us. Everyone loves a comedian! We have genres dedicated to it, and many businesse...
• Humour – Ten Top Tips on How to be Funny
  1. Help solve other people’s problems, and you build an instant rapport with them. Here lies the basis on which being funny germin...
• How to get the message across to the ex
  This story was related to me by one of our community members and was simply too funny not to post. Hi guys So you know you get t...
• Comedy and Comedians
  We have all heard about “laugher being the best medicine”. It is so very true. A laugh is welcome anytime. Laughter can do wonders...